As I was cleaning up breakfast, Hudson devised his plan. It all started with the sound of Ellie crying in her room. Upon closer inspection, I found her inside her room with the door locked. All of the doors in our house have locks, and the locks cannot be unlocked from the outside. There is no way to push a pointy object into the end to release it; and the trim around the door eliminates the possibility of accessing the lock with a credit card. So, that left the task of using a screw driver to very slowly remove the entire door knob from the door. Add a screaming baby to the time consuming task and let’s just say I was less then pleased. So once Ellie was freed I got her dressed and ready to go. I headed for my room to get myself put together for the day, only to discover, my own room locked from the inside. Yea!
About halfway through the first screw, Hudson notifies me that he needs to go potty, and guess what…..ITS LOCKED TOO! Heavenly Father decided to cut me a break and I was able to gain entry before Hudson created another mess for me to clean up. I’m sure you wont be the least surprised to hear that when I went to open Hudson’s door, it was locked as well. Now, this is the not the first time that he has locked one of the doors from the inside, however, this is the first time he has locked ALL of the doors! So, today as I removed each of the door knobs and reversed them all so that the locks are now on the outside of the door, I must tell you that I have a renewed sense of joy and peace with in me that only another enslaved parent could understand. However, it’s very quiet at the moment and I fear that can only mean one thing….Hudson is planning something.
Sadly, the funniest and most shameful part of this story is that not two hours later, I happened to be vacuuming in Ellie’s room; when I heard the door slam and giggles echoing down the hall. I didn’t even have to try the knob. I knew I was trapped with no cell phone and no screw driver. I forgot to mention that Ellie’s door has a child’s lock on the outside door knob so that Hudson had no way to open it when she naps. Thirty minutes later I still had found no way to pick the lock and the window was not an option either. I ended up pleading with Hudson through the door to go get a neighbor to rescue me. Asking this of a three year old is just about as reliable as Timmy sending Lassie for help, but I had no other choice. Thankfully Hudson proved to be just as reliable as the famous collie, when he and a neighbor did in fact come to my rescue. I guess I have to chalk this up as another win for Hudson.

This week, the kids got to go to the doctor and get shots. Ellie had to have SIX and it hardly seemed to bother her. Hudson had ONE and he got so upset he puked all over the doctors office, and then he spent the next three days walking with a limp! He is such a funny boy. Speaking of being a boy, since we moved here all of his friends are girls. We got to go to one of their birthday parties and Hudson was very excited. The only problem is that it was a princes themed party. Just look what happens when you are the only boy at a princess party...
What mom wouldn't be proud!
I'm excited to say Jake and I finally finished our family tree project. I'm really excited about it, because Hudson loves to see the pictures. He loves to tell me who each person is and then we end up talking about stories he remembers from each person.
I took some pictures at the play group we go to at the library. They really enjoy it. Ellie loves to climb anything she can find. She is all over the place these days. Of coarse when Hudson isn't planning my demise he is playing with trains. The boy is obsessed. Ellie is even learning to play them with him. We taught him to pretend she is a dinosaur who is attacking the station so that its a game when she messes up the track. We call her Elliezilla. The crazy thing is that is actually works!
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